Hrvatskoj zbog 'crvenog fiće' ukinuti Google servisi!

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OSIJEK, 01.07.2011. Donosimo izvanredno priopćenje poduzeća Google Inc. koje je rano jutros upućeno svim medijima i cjelokupnoj hrvatskoj javnosti. Tekst priopćenja prenosimo u izvornom obliku, na engleskom jeziku, jer nam je Google Translate iznenada otkazao poslušnost, ali radimo na rješavanju tog problema. Evo priopćenja:

Dear citizens of Croatia,
Due to the failure of Osijek's City Government to comply with our recent request to remove the 'crveni ficho' art installation from the position 45.554636,18.6957, thus ruining our otherwise perfect mapping service, we are left with no other option but to take all the steps that we deem necessary to protect our business interest. Hereby we announce that we will cease to offer all, any and every Google service and software that has henceforth been available at the territory of the Republic of Croatia. This comes in effect immediately and will last indefinitely or until such time the object in question is removed. The list of suspended services includes, but is not limited to, the following services and software, as well as any service or software that Google might offer to the rest of the world in the future:

Apps
Blog search
Blogger
Books
Boutiques
Buzz
Calendar
Checkout
Code Search
Correlate
Dictionary
Directory
Docs
Fast Flip
FeedBurner
Friend Connect
Gadgets
Gmail
Google Body
Google Hotpot
Google Sidewiki
Google+
Groups
iGoogle
Image Search
Insights
Jaiku
Knol
Language Tools
Maps
Mars
Moon
Movies
News
News Archive Search
Orkut
Panoramio
Patent Search
Picasa Web Albums
Picnik
Product Search
Profiles
Questions and Answers
Reader
Scholar
Sites (was Jotspot)
Sky Map
Speak To Tweet
Suggest
Trendalyzer
Trends
U.S. Government Search
University Search
Video
Wave
Web Search
YouTube
Zeitgeist,

as well as 365 other Google's applications and/or services not stated above. However, as a sign of good will, and also to show that we are not eviil at all, Adwords, Adsense and Analytics will remain available to you indefinitely.

No hard feelings,
Google Inc.
We are of peace. Always.

Well, at least they didn't take away our pigeons